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Those targeted ads are getting more effective all the time

Posted on October 17, 2013 By Liquid Egg Product 7 Comments on Those targeted ads are getting more effective all the time
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A full body dryer and a pumpkin tap. They sure know how to read my mind.

body dryer and pumpkin tap

I wonder how those body driers work. We’re probably all familiar with those hand driers in public restrooms, which all rely on the same routine:

1. Press the button.
2. Rub hands in the stream of hot air.
3. Wipe hands on pants.

But if you’re walking out of the shower, you presumably aren’t wearing any clothes. So what are you supposed to wipe your body against? This is kind of confusing.

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7 thoughts on “Those targeted ads are getting more effective all the time”

  1. Q says:
    October 21, 2013 at 2:46 am

    And only just shy of $2,000. I think that’s a good deal 🙂

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  2. annie says:
    October 22, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    ew. you have that much body hair? ew.

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  3. Donnie says:
    October 25, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    @Q: ONLY if there’s free shipping.

    @Annie: Just extremely manly chest hair.

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  4. annie says:
    October 25, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    so wipe yourself on that.

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  5. Q says:
    October 28, 2013 at 9:02 am

    Apparently it’s free shipping. You should get one 🙂

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  6. Donnie says:
    October 28, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    @Annie: Yes, but I’m not flexible enough to wipe some parts of my body against my chest.

    @Q: The problem is that I don’t shower, so it’s not very cost-effective.

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  7. annie says:
    October 31, 2013 at 10:13 am

    i found out by accidentally punching myself in the face that i’m not that flexible either. that was quite the awesome conversation by the way. must repeat. hahahahahah.

    Reply

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