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Three-year-old boys are impressed by my penis

Posted on May 27, 2010 By Liquid Egg Product 4 Comments on Three-year-old boys are impressed by my penis
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So I was helping to babysit a couple kids, one of them a three-year-old boy. And I really needed to go number one. Even though he surely would have survived me not watching him the two minutes it takes to urinate, I figured it’s better to have the best of both worlds. Why close the bathroom door when I could keep it open and keep an eye on him at the same time?

So I walked to the toilet, and he predictably follows through the open door. “No big deal, it’s just a kid,” I reiterated mentally, whipping out my manhood to complete the call of nature. What I didn’t expect is the kid’s reaction. His eyes widened, and he started to reach out towards my crotch. By this time, the urine had started to flow, so there wasn’t a convenient way to dodge or cover up. Fortunately, he ended up merely pointing at it (granted, the tip of his finger was only 5mm away from actual contact).

Belatedly, I realized that my penis would look absolutely huge to the underdeveloped version he currently has as a three-year-old. No wonder he was enthralled.

By the time I finished peeing, my penis’ hypnotic grip over the kid was broken. The stench from the urine in the toilet extracted a cry of “Stinky!” from him, so I flushed the toilet and zipped up. Any uncomfortability wafted away like a corpse’s stench whisked off by a refreshing zephyr.

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4 thoughts on “Three-year-old boys are impressed by my penis”

  1. Q says:
    May 28, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    About that facebook comment. It could sound like you’re a pedo.

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  2. annie says:
    May 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    omg he said while peeing. that precludes any pedo possibilities. peeing, people!

    :p

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  3. transformation, aka dk says:
    May 29, 2010 at 3:28 am

    exactly true!

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  4. Donnie says:
    May 31, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    @Q: I do hope friends & family are well aware that I’m not a pedo.

    @Annie: Technically, the peeing thing could be a cover…

    @DK: Just be glad I didn’t post pictures.

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