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Posted on September 12, 2007 By Liquid Egg Product 4 Comments on Tips for criminals
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Yahoo!’s Odd News can be a great source of entertainment, awe, or wisdom. Today’s batch has wisdom for aspiring criminal masterminds.

  • When robbing a bank, don’t write the note demanding money on one of your own checks. (Story)
  • After getting out of jail, wait at least one day before committing your next crime. (Story)
  • Unless you know how to fight, don’t be surprised if the “victim” opens a can of whoopie on you. (Story)

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4 thoughts on “Tips for criminals”

  1. annie says:
    September 12, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    Haha. once, someone ran into my cousins’s church building and of course did a hit-and-run. they left an imprint of their license plate on the building. so, yeah. what would we do without dumb criminals?

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  2. Donnie Briggs says:
    September 13, 2007 at 10:12 am

    They do make for good stories. On those police shows, the coppers sometimes talk about how there are many more dumb criminals than smart ones.

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  3. Shazgood says:
    September 14, 2007 at 3:44 am

    Ireland’s criminal’s are even dumber!
    http://shazgood.wordpress.com/2007/07/18/irelands-dumbest-criminals/

    You gotta love that!

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  4. Donnie Briggs says:
    September 14, 2007 at 8:32 am

    Hey! We Americans are proud of our stupidity! Now I’m going to have to find more stories to top yours…

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