In a poll last month, 75% of you said Liquid Egg Product should have a theme song. You will live to regret that decision.
: For those of you who voted that we should have a theme song? I hate you.
: Don’t mind Donnie. He’s just mad I got to star in the video, not him. That’s because I have the genetics for good looks, singing, and dancing.
: Check out my massive muscles, fool!
: May is Asian Pacific American Heritage Month. Granted, we worked very hard on this production, but I’m not sure my participating in this video helps the cause.