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Whither Al Gore’s blog

Posted on August 12, 2009 By Liquid Egg Product 8 Comments on Whither Al Gore’s blog
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Al Gore is in the running for having the most boring blog in the world: http://blog.algore.com/.

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8 thoughts on “Whither Al Gore’s blog”

  1. Allen says:
    August 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Is the Mascot going to contact Al Gore for the worthless blogger award?

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  2. Robert says:
    August 12, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    “As Senators travel their states, they need witness a public outcry demanding they return to Washington in the fall and pass legislation to Repower America.”

    Ummm, I’m sure Al wrote that himself–it sounds stilted and awkward enough. I figured they had some unpaid intern doing the copy, but that sentence is Real Gore.

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  3. Donnie says:
    August 13, 2009 at 9:05 am

    @Allen: LOL. That would be the most ballsy thing we’ve ever done. I suspect we’d be ignored, but hmmm…

    Wait, there’s no contact information on the website…dang it.

    @Robert: You’d figure as Gore flies around in his private jet saving the environment, he’d have the time to…I don’t know, read a book on how not to be stilted and awkward.

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  4. tacticus maximus says:
    August 16, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    This is really an unfair rant about big Al’s action-packed and award winning blog.

    Sure the main page is not the most exciting but did you consider that it has a low CO2 impact? I didn’t think so! That’s pretty exciting if you ask me.

    If you want shoot-em up, cowboy action, then you just need to click on his “Action Center” link:
    http://www.algore.com/action.html
    warning: may be too graphic, too violent, too controversial and too exciting for some. Includes a picture that could come straight from the series “True Blood.” Click the link at your own risk.

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  5. Donnie says:
    August 17, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    It was a good thing you warned us…but it wasn’t enough to convey the full force of it…I could only read halfway through the page…my heart rate is at 162…still climbing rapidly…

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  6. Robert says:
    August 18, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    My heart rate went to 162 when the thought occurred that this guy was very nearly President…not that I think the other guy was a great President either, but four years of “WE are going to do what’s good for YOU and the PLANET, though YOU will have to make some small SACRIFICES, like your LIBERTY…” all said in a very BORING way…errk, I might have become a hermit.

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  7. Donnie says:
    August 20, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Unfortunately, humans are going to have to make sacrifices. And if we don’t do it, either governments or nature will.

    No, I don’t believe humans will make the necessary sacrifices.

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  8. Sworn Enemy :) says:
    August 21, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    Hmm, ’tis a bit tricky to find a way to contact Al Gore. Here’s a link to an old webpage with contact info, alongside a photo of Gore swapping tonsils with Tipper:

    http://algoresupportcenter.com/contactal.html

    An even older website with the same contact info, sans uber PDA photo:
    http://www.algore04.com/archives/how-to-contact-al-gore

    And if you become one of Al Gore’s 23791 friends on MySpace, I’m sure he’ll get around to reading your comments on his page:
    http://www.myspace.com/algore08

    Couldn’t find an e-mail address tho. Boo Google. Would’ve been funny to send him a nomination for the prestigious LEP Worthless Blogger Award.

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