Science doesn’t have all the answers.
Two men, Raymon and Richard, are in a paternity battle. They both had sex with the same woman, on the same night, and now she has a kid. And neither wants to pay child support. So, just give them a paternity test, right?
Problem: they’re identical twins.
That means they have the same DNA, and a paternity test can’t tell them apart. This also means one of them’s the dad and one’s the uncle, and neither of them have enough character to take some responsibility.
I won’t bother to question the mother’s taste in men–although if she liked how one of them looked, it stands to reason she’d like the other. Here’s their picture. (ladies: yes or no?)