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Why rap is so special

Posted on September 14, 2007 By Liquid Egg Product 6 Comments on Why rap is so special
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Grillz

I’m an infrequent listener of rap/hip-hop (someone who wants to explain the practical difference between the two, please go ahead). A big part of why I do at all is the potential for clever or silly wordplay. You hear this stuff, and it alternatively makes you laugh, groan, or stuns you into thinking, “Who thinks of this stuff?”

Take the song “Grillz”, which is about those caps for the teeth made out of gems or precious metals. The whole song’s rather silly, probably intentionally, in no small part because of lyrics like these:

“I got the diamonds and the ice all hand set
I might ’cause a cold front if I take a deep breath.”

“Call me George Foreman, ‘cuz I’m sellin’ everybody grillz.”

“Where I got ’em you can spot ’em on the top and the bottom.
Gotta bill in my mouth like I’m Hillary Rodham.”

(Guess they couldn’t find anything to rhyme with “Monica” or “Lewinsky”.)

Run-DMC is responsible for one of my favorite couplets of all time, which clarifies the name of group member Darryl McDaniels :

“It’s McDaniels, not McDonalds.
These rhymes are Darryl’s, but the burgers are RONALD’S!”

It’s the over-the-top emphasis on “RONALD’S” that sets it apart, and really deserves to be heard on a CD instead of read on a webpage.

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6 thoughts on “Why rap is so special”

  1. chessloser says:
    September 14, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    if you want to hear the greatest most creative and awesome rhymes ever, you gotta listen to MF DOOM. (mask face doom). he never uses profanity, isn’t gangsta at all, and is awesome. seriously.

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  2. annie says:
    September 14, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    personally I’m partial to the safeness of Fresh Prince. although i prefer audioslave and nineinchnails over rap anyday… 🙂

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  3. chessloser says:
    September 14, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    oh, i prefer punk/alternative/rock, but a little hippity hop now and again is nice….

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  4. Donnie Briggs says:
    September 15, 2007 at 9:37 am

    I’ll have to check out this MF DOOM character.

    Never could get into alternative or rock.

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  5. annie says:
    September 15, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    Oh. And Kanye West. I guess that’s rap AND hiphop? I think the diff is rap is like, the talking stuff, and hiphop actually has some singing. Wow, could I be any whiter?

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  6. Donnie says:
    September 16, 2007 at 1:31 am

    Besides actually having white parents, probably not. Although you are fairly pasty for being Chinese.

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