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Winning the Masculinity Contest

Posted on October 6, 2007 By The Mascot 8 Comments on Winning the Masculinity Contest
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[Note: The Mascot is filling in while I’m away for the weekend. If he becomes overly stupid or offensive, let me know on Monday so I can kick his shell.]

A certain reader *cough* Annie *cough* had the balls to challenge me to a masculinity contest. Well, feast your eyes on this!

Mascot in the Buff, babe!

Yep. Those perfectly formed biceps. The taut, darkened thighs. And yes, clear proof of what every man has between the thighs. I’ll bet Annie doesn’t have one of those!

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8 thoughts on “Winning the Masculinity Contest”

  1. Samuraipawn says:
    October 6, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    It’s not good manners to leave that stuff for others to scoop up on the beach. If you can’t find a public restroom, at least bring a bag.

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  2. Allen says:
    October 6, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    you know, i didn’t even notice that until Samuraipawn mentioned it. but now that it’s been pointed out, i can’t help but notice it…

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  3. Blue Devil Knight says:
    October 6, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    That is one giant turd. You are truly a man’s man.

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  4. Liquid E. P. Mascot says:
    October 6, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    Feeling inadequate ’cause you don’t look as good as I do in the buff, hmmm?

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  5. annie says:
    October 7, 2007 at 1:08 am

    are you kidding? I’ve seen neckties with more firmness. Just because it’s between the thighs doesn’t mean it’s manhood. It looks like someone just drew it in. And you STILL can’t make testosterone. I win.

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  6. Derek Slater says:
    October 7, 2007 at 10:35 am

    SO not safe for work.

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  7. chessloser says:
    October 7, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    lookin pretty buffed, you been working out?

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  8. Donnie says:
    October 9, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    @Samuraipawn: Proving once again the best humor is unintentional.

    @Allen: You and me both.

    @BDK: I’m sure he appreciates you boosting his ego

    @Mascot: Pathetic.

    @Annie: As a neutral arbitrator, I declare your victory. Not sure who should be more embarrassed by that.

    @Derek: But at least if you get fired, it was worth it.

    @Chessloser: I’m not sure if he’s been working out, but that’s about as much benefit as I get.

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