So much for civilization.
President Bush is having a colonoscopy Saturday, and will temporarily cede power to Dick Cheney. It’s been rumored that Cheney has been unhappy with the president’s inability to “get things done”, and will try to initiate his agenda as quickly as possible. This includes initiatives to:
- Recall all those useless diplomats
- Implement “Operation Robertson” and assassinate Hugo Chavez
- Since troops are in the neighborhood anyway, invade Iran
- Nuke North Korea, with the rationale that “there will probably still be a ton of survivors left in Seoul after the counterattack”
It’s rumored that France will be spared due to the recent election of Nikolas Sarkozy.