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World War III starts Saturday

Posted on July 20, 2007 By Liquid Egg Product 3 Comments on World War III starts Saturday
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Dick Cheney is packing

So much for civilization.

President Bush is having a colonoscopy Saturday, and will temporarily cede power to Dick Cheney. It’s been rumored that Cheney has been unhappy with the president’s inability to “get things done”, and will try to initiate his agenda as quickly as possible. This includes initiatives to:

  • Recall all those useless diplomats
  • Implement “Operation Robertson” and assassinate Hugo Chavez
  • Since troops are in the neighborhood anyway, invade Iran
  • Nuke North Korea, with the rationale that “there will probably still be a ton of survivors left in Seoul after the counterattack”

It’s rumored that France will be spared due to the recent election of Nikolas Sarkozy.

Meanwhile, Yahoo! doesn’t want your kids knowing what Cheney looks like.

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3 thoughts on “World War III starts Saturday”

  1. annie says:
    July 21, 2007 at 11:35 am

    you know I worry about this alot. When my kids are school age, no doubt the internet will be like the world book was to us. what if they’re studying how students dress in schools of other countries? I can just see my 10 yr old son typing in “japanese schoolgirls” and getting something completely obscene. Ack, my tummy hurts just thinking about it. and I don’t even have any kids yet.

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  2. Derek Slater says:
    July 22, 2007 at 12:03 am

    Donnie – reading your blog I often think we have a lot in common (although APPARENTLY YOU AREN’T 40 YET) but with this particular post it’s my wife you’re channeling. She’s gonna love this.

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  3. Donnie Briggs says:
    July 22, 2007 at 8:55 am

    Annie: How could a search for “Japanese schoolgirls” not be obscene?

    Derek: This is a stark contrast from me in 2000. Instead of leaning Republican, I’m a staunch independent and have about zero faith in either party.

    As poor as Bush has been (and the list of people who would have made a better president is very long), I couldn’t stomach voting for Kerry. Although these guys were very convincing.

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