Yo. This is Mr. E, and this is Mr. E’s first post. Now I’m not so experienced with the blog thing, so cut me some slack.
I’m going to be talking about O.J. Simpson. I pity the tool. Not necessarily because he just got convicted of armed robbery. And not necessarily because he’s not going to be in the next Naked Gun sequel. It’s this:
His “Juiced” video. It’s like Candid Camera, except worse. He tried to Be Somebody, but just ended up being somebody’s tool.
Here’s O.J. in whiteface:
So. Don’t be like O.J.
Thanks Mr. E! You are always full of wise advice I will follow closely all my life. Especially this one! I will pledge to NOT be [too much] like O.J.!
It sounds like you have a crush on Mr. E.
I can set you up on a date if you want.
Sworn Enemy: You’re wise beyond your years. I salute you!
Mascot: You’re funny. But I don’t think Mrs. E would like your idea too much. Plus I’m about 20 years older, so that’s no good.
I wasn’t joking. From what I understand, in the US, it’s perfectly normal for a married guy to have a girlfriend (or two or three) on the side. Right?