LEP salutes Robert as this year’s winner of the NCAA bracket contest thing.
Now, you might argue that it wasn’t that tough to win…after all, there were only three contestants this year. Plus, with all the zany results and upsets, the most successful brackets turned out to be more a result of luck than any appreciable skill.
But we at LEP say “Bullocks!” The fact is that the odds were still stacked against Robert, and you can’t argue against mathematics. At 33% chance to win, one would have been wise to bet against his victory. Not to mention he persevered through blood, sweat and tears to achieve this victory over his two vicious rivals.
So we say to you, Robert, knock down a beer, or whatever your favored alcoholic beverage is, and demand from your boss Friday off. You deserve it.