Steve Kubby (Libertarian)
The Joker has decided to reform and is now running for president.
He’ll never get the endorsement of l3rucewayne. However, he gives his own State of the Union address on YouTube wearing some hokey tie. (website)
(I’ll get back to blog-reading and responding to your comments soon. This post was published a week ago, thanks to the wonders of “Edit Timestamp”.)