Yeah, so I have to admit it. Even though everyone knows that I, the Mascot, is incredibly non-nerdy, there’s one part of me that’s…kinda nerdy.
I always wanted to star in an old-school style RPG. It would have a kick-butt name like “The Secret of Breakfast”:
And since it’s “old-school”, the graphics could use only 4 colors, like those old CGA monitors:
And you’d encounter a variety of dastardly enemies, like Goblins, Ogres, or Bagels:
You could even switch between Palette #1 (black, white, cyan, magenta) and Palette #2 (black, yellow, green, red) if you wanted some variety:
But, this would be way too awesome and the world doesn’t deserve an experience like that.