Eggs, as well as humans, have a strong sense of justice. If you don’t know much about me yet, the last place I applied to before working at LEP was Malt-O-Meal.
People have been getting sick off their weak brand of cereal, contaminated with salmonella. They had to recall a bunch of it.
Serves them right. Oh, right, and I had nothing to do with the salmonella outbreak, of course. I don’t need more trouble. The coppers have been watching me too closely.