Highlights from PETA’s weekly newsletter:
PETA calls Michael Moore fat: They used Moore’s weight to suggest he adopt a vegetarian diet. I expect Moore to counter, explaining he’s fat not because of steaks and hamburgers, but too many donuts and cinammon rolls.
Featured catalog item: Check out this bumper sticker they highlighted from their catalog. It says, “If you wouldn’t hook a dog, why hook a fish?” Now that’s pretty stupid. Any 5th grader could tell you a net and tranquilizer are much better tools for catching dogs than a fish hook.
Liquid Egg Product offers PETA a deal: I will stop using animals for food once animals stop using each other for food.