Wow. I am remiss. Our favorite ex-NBA player, Shawn Bradley, ran for a seat in the Utah legislature.
Back in March, he just managed to file for running the Friday before the deadline, which was probably a good of an omen as any.
Naturally, he lost. Apparently it was a too tall of an order for him.
To be honest, I would have been disappointed if he won.
: Wait a minute. You didn’t talk about that chick, Kristi Noem.
: “That chick”? Could you be a little more respectful? And who’s she?
: You know, she won the South Dakota election and she’s going to be popular because she’s pretty hot.
: Look, that’s your domain, make your own post. I ain’t stopping you.
: And I found out why Christine O’Donnell lost.
: I was looking through her Flickr feed. In every single one, she was wearing pants, never skirts or dresses. So people got scared off because they thought she was lesbian.
: Boy, I can’t wait until you get your gig on CNN, man.