Mascot: You know, I thought chess was just some boring game played by a bunch of fat white guys. But I wanna learn it now!
Donnie: Really? That’s cool…I guess. So why the change of heart?
Mascot: I was wondering why I’d see some spouses at tournaments. But this comment revealed everything!
Donnie: Let’s see what you were–OH, MAN! You pervert! That doesn’t stand for–he was referring to the Smith-Morra Gambit!
Mascot: What, is that just some set of moves? You mean there’s no…
Mascot: Well, that’s no fun! Never mind, then.