If ye be havin’ a normal job lucky punk, ye can try this for fun:
Ye should be tryin’ talkin’ like a pirate to ye customers. Then ye boss will be making ye walk the plank. O fire ye if he not have a plank for ye to walk on. If ye ne can be speaking with customers to ruin ye company’s honor, ye can start confrontin’ ye boss with pirate talk. Then ye no havin’ to be worryin’ about work the next day, matey.
Then swig some rum and eat a lime to ward off the stinkin’ scurvy. And buy ye a parrot for ye starboard shoulder as well.