Aye matey. This be the Liquid Egg Product mascot being talking to ye on this here day, Talk Like a Pirate Day. Cap’n Donnie be away on business, so ye get me ownself to be postin’ ye posts today.
Ye landlubbers may be noticin’ today’s looks be pirate-themed. It even be my face that be plasted o’er ye Jolly Roger. (OK, so either bad grammar was a requirement for being a pirate, or they were all retards?) Oh, right. Arrgh? Ugggg? Arrrr? Yeah, that’s it. Arrrr. That be makin’ the ol’ Jolly Roger more fearsome and more cuter. Arrrr.
Ye need to be tellin’ me in the comments if me be doing a good jorb. Else me be going o’er to ye house and making ye walk the plank. Arrrr.
I try includin’ the words port an’ starboard somehow, but couldn’t find no good excuse to do so. Arrrr.
Me need to be drinkin’ some rum before raidin’ the coast to add to me treasure chest. Arrrr.